My Pleasant Otaku Dreams

Last Friday, I set out for a field trip with my class. We went canoeing for four days and we left all the civilization behind us. That was why I thought that I would be cut off from anime, figures, and moe world and I felt a little empty the first day. I really didn’t have anything on me that would remind me of who I am and what my hobbies are. But these feelings faded away when rain clouds came and annoying raindrops began falling upon us. Since then I was busy being concerned about the weather. Day ended in a gloomy atmosphere, inside a cold tent on a riverbank.

I would have never imagined that I could have such a pleasant dream in such terrible conditions. Nevertheless, what I saw in my dream was something that I would really like to share with you. It’s a shame that one’s dreams cannot be visualized yet. I believe that many of you would enjoy that dream as I did.

Now you must be asking, “What did he see?” Okay, I will tell you now. In my dream, I was at a swimming pool and when I looked who is swimming there, my eyes were granted a spectacular sight. There were otaku’s dream wives such as Sakagami Tomoyo, Hinagiku Katsura, Akiyama Mio, Fate Testarossa and others, but I can’t remember all of them. However, they were small and young, about 5 years old. So cuuute! And then, suddenly, their mamas appeared. Mamas in bikinis, babies in school swimsuits. I felt as if I was in paradise, despite sleeping on a cold and hard surface.

When I think back about it, I find it pretty impressive that human brain can visualize even something that it hasn’t seen. I mean, I’ve never seen any fanart of Hinagiku or Tomoyo as a baby, and still I was able to screen it in my dream. Isn’t it great? Human brain really is something. I admire its powers more and more.

Well, that was the first night, and it doesn’t end there. I saw an awesome dream even the second night. The conditions were a little bit better then. Though the surface was still hard as a rock, it was at least a little warmer. So much for the surroundings, now for the important part, that dream of mine. It wasn’t as wonderful as the dream I saw the first night, but every figure collector would appreciate it.

I don’t know where it took place. I think I didn’t really recognize that room, but that’s not important. I received an unexpected package and when I opened it, I found about 10 nendoroids inside. I can’t remember all of them, but I recall there was Shana with black hair, and two yet to be made nendoroids, Mio and Yui. I wish it had been reality, and not just a dream. But I tell you, if Mio and Yui nendoroids turn out at least as good as those in my dream, we can look forward to something very nice ^^

The last night of the trip, I didn’t see any dream, which is a little shame because I believe that I might have another great one. Those places where we slept seem to have some good effects on person’s dreams, because my usual dreams are totally nonsensical. I never understand what’s going on there and completely forget it in 10 seconds after waking up. The only thing that remains in my mind is that I know I didn’t get what was going on in that dream at all.